Why Are You Like This? [Lucio]

Jamison Fawkes was notorious through the cul-de-sack for being an absolutely bizarre and oftentimes insane young man, prone to outlandish and oftentimes alarming behavior, he was mostly harmless, but no less a menace to any good resident who happened to be unlucky enough to live beside him. There was always a running gag bet going on around the residents, a joke mostly, as people wondered what mad stunt the eccentric man would pull next, some days people would come home to the man sleeping on their roof, some days he would be grilling dolls in someone else's barbecue, no one had thought to call the police on the young man yet, for most people assumed there was something wrong with him, whatever the case, Jamison was a staple of the community and most people either hated the guy, or found him weirdly charming in his weirdness.

Lucio happened to be the unfortunate person living directly next door to the kooky man, and as such tended to be the one to suffer the most from his strange behavior, he also happened to be the designated packaged receiver, as the overly paranoid Jamie didn't receive his own mail at his own home, this subjected the unfortunate man to often strange and disconcerting packages of all sorts.

There were some nights where the strange man would find himself in odd places to sleep, waking up in random locations in his own home, yards, or other people's homes, this morning however, he happened to have chosen Lucio's back seat to sleep in, his long legs sprawled all over like a gangly spider as he snored away.