Lack of Fashion Sense {Jack}

Jack took a lick curiously. Huh, that wasn't bad; he wasn't always into sweets, but this was pretty good. He glanced from one to the other and chuckled a bit. "Yeah, yeah I know how close and personal you like to get, Reyes;" he said as he continues to nibble on a bit of what appeared to be caramel, ohho, Gabriel had remembered his favorite. Nothing better than caramel, even if Reyes hated it. "Something else, well I suppose I do what I can." He smirked.

The commander hummed. "Well I'm just too pale for Black, makes me look like a ghost," he said with a sigh as he shook his head. He smiled as Jesse moved in close, how cute. "Maybe, but, I'm convinced Gabe could make a potato sack look good." He gave a bit of a snort. "Well so long as it's form fitting on bottom I don't really care."

"Your boy? Far as I recall I'm the leader of this operation, so if he's anyone's boy, he'd be mine," Jack countered, with a wink at Gabe. "And no, gotta keep my face camera worthy, oof, so many pictures I can't escape myself." He shook his head with a tired sigh. "So many tabloid articles mentioning my backside, and having just the least flattering pictures they can put together. Really starts to wear on you, 'most available bachelor', 'Ana and Jack? Hero Relationships???', 'Little girl seen at Overwatch who's is she' You don't get a regular personal life..." Jack let his head fall back with a sigh, before he righted himself and took a few licks. "I'm surprised out of my uniform and without my head piece no one seems to notice."

Gabriel only continued to chuckle as he licks at the ice cream with a happy noise, really enjoying his sweets. Like always. The man has a crazy sweet tooth. He'll shrug as he chuckles more, giving Jack a grin in response. "Jesse is getting good at being up close and personal as well. Needs more practice with hand to hand combat though."

That made Jesse laugh softly as he continues to nibble on his ice cream, glancing up at the two again. "Yeah, he can make everything look good," he responded with a small laugh before going back to his ice cream to start nibbling on the cone. "Gotta keep him showing off his ass and all that. I think that's how he wins everything. 'Death by Gabriel Reyes' thighs'."

Gabriel couldn't help but to actually laugh at that before rolling his eyes, glancing at Jack with a forced pout. "Made a good point but who's the one who is actually training him, hm?" Gabe asked teasingly before glancing at Jesse who snorted.

"Hey now, you two. There's plenty of me to go around," the cowboy cut in with a smug expression and a wink. "Got enough to satisfy." Then he glanced ahead at a photographer who stopped in front to take a picture of the three with a smirk. "This story is going to be great," he said before running off. Jesse only huffed, moving a bit to hide behind Jack a bit with a glare.

"Good job, el novio, you have summoned them," Gabriel commented with a small laugh.

"Well I mean, I can't imagine anyone's ever unhappy with Jesse up and personal;" Jack said offhandedly as he continued working on his ice cream, though there might be too much of it. Maybe he couldn't finish it entirely. He hummed cracking into the cone. "Oh you'd be good at teaching him that, my hand to hand is good but not nearly as good as you Gabe; I mean like you have a serious way of getting me on my back." That was said entirely innocently but Jack looked a bit mortified after a few moments. "I mean like...you know how to use my weight against me...oh my god I need to think more before I say."

Jack started chuckling as well. "The enemy just see's Gabe flying at them and then just get a face full of thigh, before he snaps their neck with his legs alone," he said as he put a hand over his mouth cackling. "That's brilliant. Oh my lord." He had to whack Gabes stomach with the back of his hand a bit. "What do you think Gabe?"

"I suppose, but he's on my payroll, and anyway I could train him if he wants; like I said I'll go to the range if he wants to learn some real shooting," he said in defense of his claim. "Yeah there's plenty of McCree to go around, not like his time is dedicated entirely to Blackwatch." Were they honestly negotiating a time share for Jesse? This was ridiculous.

No. Oh god. "Ugh if I see a title that says 'Jack Morrison, Gay?' one more time, I am literally going to sue. I mean, it's not wrong, right? But they've taken a picture of me /talking to Reinhardt/ outside of work, one where I am literally shaking hands with Genji, and one where I'm running away from ugh what's his name? The electric one who's a bit...nuts? And every single one of them were titled 'Jack Morrison, Gay?' Literally. I mean the last one I sort of get...he was entirely naked, cause like his clothes had just burn off I honestly don't know what happened," he said as his eyes kinda went wide remembering it. "I've never been quite so confused, and terrified over a naked man before." That also sounded bad. "I'm sure I could have put that better."

There was a really concerned look on Jack face for a few moments, he eventually shook it off. "I uhm, I don't want to think about it anymore." He licked his ice cream after another second. "Clothing we were here shopping..."

"Look at him, he's like a little angel who tries to be tough," Gabriel said, earning a small 'hey' from McCree and only laughing in response. Poor kid. Then he stopped and watched Jack for a moment. "Yeah just, stop, Jack. You're going to embarrass Jesse here." Too late. "But in all seriousness, it's true. Gotta be fast and know where to strike," Gabriel continued with a shrug as he finishes his ice cream completely.

"I heard rumors that he has actually done that before," Jesse said with a smirk, the blush lingering from a moment ago as he uses his free hand to rub his face. The gentle whack to his stomach made Gabe roll his eyes with a chuckle. "And it's true. It has worked."

"Hey, I would love to be trained by the both of you," the kid said as he also finishes his ice cream, licking his lips a bit. "Get to spend time with two of my favorite men," he added with a grin and a shrug. Gabriel hummed a bit in thought before nodding. "Sounds like a plan. Don't slack off though, McCree. Remember to pay attention to every single detail."

Jesse nodded and gave Gabriel a lazy salute before wiping his hands on his pants. Both Gabriel and Jesse couldn't help but to start laughing at poor Jack and at his expressions. How cute. Gabe moved his arm to wrap it around Jack's waist with a chuckle. "Just hope they don't think you're having a love triangle or something, even though Jesse would probably love to be in the middle," he said teasingly and laughed more at the angry glare and Spanish insult he got from the kid. "Language, pendejo."

"Don't worry too much," Jesse started, perking up at the sight of a western store, unknowingly holding onto Jack to lead the other two to it. "Look at these stuff. Reminds me of back home. You should see it over there, bunches of native pottery and jewelry, Spanish clothing and old school stuff," he'll ramble a bit with a smile, pulling away from Jack so he can look at the stuff with a smile.

"New recruit day was an experience..." said the commander as he finished his cone and licked his finger idly. "I have to say I wasn't really sure on some of them, but...definitely the least sure on the naked maniac, I uh may have quickly put him on a team away from me." He coughed a bit. Right, stop thinking of nudity, it was really disturbing him. He looked to see what Jesse was pulling them to.

"Oh and yeah, pay attention when me and Reyes teach you," he said vaguely trying to reinsert himself into that conversation, cause he had to stop thinking about New Recruit day. "Favorite men? Well I'm flattered." He patted Jesse on the head. "You're probably up there on my list of recruits, maybe even top slot." Ohhoho.

"Love triangle, oh they already figured that, me and Ana are seen together a lot. Obviously we're dating, because we happen to be close to each other most of the time, it's not like she's my second in command and best friend or anything. No definitely dating, which means Reyes and Reinhardt are definitely trying to fight for my attention," he said with a roll of his eyes. "They make up some incredible fiction, at those tabloids." He hadn't fully grocked the rest of Reyes statement, and raised a brow looking at Jesse. "Oh my god, lay off him a bit Gabe." Jack shook his head looking over the items in the display.

"Wow, this stuff is pretty impressive, you want to go in take a look around?" He asked McCree smiling and stepping over, putting his arm on his shoulder. "I could maybe find something for you here."

Gabriel couldn't help but to chuckle quietly at that, remembering that day clearly, smirking a bit. "Don't blame you, honestly," he'll reply as he follows the other two to the store, arms crossing over his chest as he glances around with a curious noise. Not too bad of a place. More for McCree though since it is more his style. Which is silly really. A cowboy in this day and age? It's rather ridiculous.

"Yes sir," Jesse said with a nod with a smirk, though that comment only made him blush before smiling brightly. "Really? Awesome, now I can show off just a bit more." Jack, you're killing the poor kid. "It's always nice to be the favorite, huh? Even though it probably means I still won't get any special perks, right?"

"They think you're involved with everyone, it's rather funny," Gabriel said with a shrug as he looks around at the items in the store. "Don't worry, I don't want to fight with Reinhardt anytime soon. He'll kill me easily, despite him being as nice as he is." A small laugh left his lips as he looks at Jack, trying his darn hardest to look innocent. Gabriel, innocent? That's a laugh. "Hey now, I'm being rather serious." Well, Gabriel is right though. Jesse does like them both, though he likes Jack a bit more.

Jesse only stayed silent at that, rolling his eyes as he starts to walk off before pausing at the arm around his shoulder. "Uh, sure, if you don't mind," he'll answer with a nod and a grin. "I'll tell you some things about back home, though a lot of people stopped caring about the place years ago." Jesse then moved close to Jack before grinning over at Gabriel, who walked close to ruffle his hair.

"I know Gabe, I know! Is it my face? I have no idea why I get so much press about my love life," he said with an exasperated sigh. "I suppose they're just trying to sell magazines but it's honestly ridiculous. There's no possible way I could be involved with everyone on the team, that is insane. Why do people even read garbage like that, might as well join a teenage messenger board instead, I hear those are free." He leaned against Gabe with a sigh. "At least if they take pictures of us they'd be telling the truth for once." It obviously bothered him more than he tried to let on.

Jack had to chuckle a bit at McCree. "Nope, no special privileges, all recruits and staff are treated the same," he replied. "But that does mean I'd never tell you to do something I wouldn't do. You don't have to show off Jesse, we were already impressed enough to let you join, at least Gabe thought so. He's never let me down before, and so far neither have you." He smiled and looked over the store front again.

"Sure tell me all about it, if you don't mind me boring you about the corn fields," And man did Jack have a lot to say about farm life. He kept his arm around the kid as he glanced around the store. Pretty rustic for a city place, must be independently owned as there didn't seem to be any specific brand attached to most of it. Jack was drawn to some fringed jackets with morbid fascination. "You think Fringe will ever come back into style?" He snorted with a shake of his head. "Oh look Jesse, cowboy hats, maybe me and Gabe shout get some, Halloween is coming up." He tried one on trying to make it look good by holding where a belt should be. Absolutely ridiculous.